Should instructions for sex sound sexy?

[Penelope]

I know this probably sounds like a silly question but shouldn't instructions for sex make us want to have sex? Or does it matter? I think that instructions for the act should at least TRY to get you in the mood, not sound as though you're being given a step-by-step guide to shampooing your hair or putting together the stereo system you received for your birthday.

These are Karrin "Superhead" Steffans' "Advanced" lessons. The LAST thing they make me want to to is have sex/ Am I being overly critical? If you were supplied these instructions would you be tempted to try them out?

Superhead's sex lessons, the ADVANCED version - step by step. Courtesy of Karrine Steffans heself:

STEP 1. Sit him on the sofa and make full contact with his body.
2. Straddle him face to face.
3. Begin by nibbling on his ear and neck.
4. Whisper in his ear. Tell him how much you love him and missed him while he was away, or how turned on you are just by the sight of him.
5. Place his face between your breasts and manipulate your nipples in, out, and around his lips.
6. Continuously gyrate, slowly, and gently grinding your body against his.
7. Slowly and carefully switch positions, sitting on him with his back to you.
8. Place your feet on the floor between his legs.
9. Slowly stand while simultaneously pulling off your bottoms.
10. Tease him with your bottoms, pulling them up and down, on and off, while moving your body like a snake.
11. When you have removed your bottoms, sit on his lap with your back to him and bring your legs up onto the sofa to straddle him.
12. Once you are propped up with your knees, bend down and touch the floor with your hands. This will place your bottom half directly in his face.
13. Slide onto the floor, carefully, slowly.
14. Lie on your side, raise one leg and bend the other inward.
15. Showcase your extended leg and your perineum.
16. Rock back and forth on your bottom, switch legs, then repeat.